
This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
if i ever feel bad about my life i just remember
at least i’m not one of jamie oliver’s children
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Can we bring this back up? Like… I can’t with them.
reblogging again to highlight the fact that vic told kellin to fuck him running
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@shemarmoore: BABY GIRLS!!! Come up with a CAPTION for this photo.. BEST CAPTION GETS A FREE BABY GIRL HAT!!!
(Quelle: criminalmindsfeed, via thisisntmeimnotmechanical)
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!
Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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